Good thing he self-financed Real Rob, because no-one else would.

This is the guy who published a vicious open letter to a critic who didn't like Deuce Bigalow 2.

I actually read that in Crow's voice.

I bought both seasons of Amazing Stories on DVD, and will probably rewatch Family Dog and the one Clint Eastwood directed and then forget about it.

Meanwhile, the Blu-Ray of Ghosts Can't Do It (in which Trump has a cameo) is currently ranked #50,568 in Movies and TV on Amazon, and it's probably only doing that well because it's paired with Bolero.

That's truly terrible, and disgraceful that he wasn't given adequate care and treatment.

BY LENIN'S GOATEE!

It's gold Jerry! Gold!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Slaints.

With Disney/Marvel's marketing clout, they were always going to succeed. Might not have in other market circumstances, but a total slam dunk as they were.

"IT'S NO MORE MISTER NICE GAIUS!!!"

They're perfectly okay b-movies. Nothing exceptional, nothing ambitious, just a painless way to kill a couple of hours on the couch. I have no problem with their lack of ambition, myself.

She's Christian Bale's wife in the underrated Laurel Canyon, which is worth a look.

They're better suited for couch-and-pizza viewing than actually catching them at the cinema. On that level, they're perfectly acceptable.

Eh, these movies aren't great, but they are watchable time-killers. The only one I've outright hated was Awakening, partially because the 3D was literally nausea-inducing for me. They are what they are, warts and all, and they wouldn't have gotten to five entries without some kind of audience.

That'll be around three months worth of Breitbart hit pieces, I guess.

Probably something about how she wasn't hot enough to steal Ed Begley Jr in She-Devil, guaranteed.

I got about five minutes into the pilot of Mulaney and bailed just as Nasim Pedrad came on complaining about being called crazy, only then to "hilariously" smash the button on a hand sanitiser dispenser repeatedly.

And a Republican.

Meego washed up here in Australia in a mid-afternoon weekend slot, and I watched a couple of episodes with car-crash fascination. It felt awkward, under-rehearsed and generally very shoddy. The kid from Jerry Maguire was cruelly dropped into a multicam sitcom environment, and looked like a deer in the headlights…