“Pence’s Grindr Account” is my back-up G/O username. 

Reminds me of that April Fool’s Day where Deadspin and Jez traded staffs. Someone from Jez had to populate Bear Friday and such.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

This is going to be the next great case study in how NOT to run a company that you just bought

“If it’s a kinja lie, then we fight on that kinja lie!” - Col. “Slim” Charles

I’ll be here for the day to see what else gets posted, then I’m out. It’s been fun.

It helps if you plug them in too.

If you look closely, they are not even plugged in. 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I’m really going to miss this place. Fuck.

This dude has nothing on the speed with which the vulture capitalists stole the credibility of this site.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

I hate him more, for sure.

I can give Trump more excuses in that he’s a stupid spoiled brat who was never taught anything better. Mitch came from rather humble backgrounds and had polio himself, but now wants to actively harm children who are struggling. 

Agreed. Trump is an idiot who hurts people through his blundering and greed, but Mitch seems to have sat down and carefully planned out how best to erode democracy and build systems of exploitation.

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

Anglophile motorcyclist of modest means you say? Might I suggest a used Thruxton R..?

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

How was it though. I mean, you say its fun to drive - but in my experience thats only true when all the bushings and joints are in good shape. Otherwise it feels like its falling apart over every bump and you don’t have the confidence to actually push it.

I need to get a story up about that! Haven’t had time this week, but yes, I now drive this car’s 1980s equivalent. And it is wonderful so far.