pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

What about peeking early? Like when you open the oven too soon to see if your cinnamon buns are done.

It's almost like dating and getting engaged because of a reality show is a bad idea.

My dad had an even better system. Put the son on the mower while you drink beers in the air conditioned house.

I don’t often encourage folks to follow the advice of Kid Rock, but he gives a great lawn care tip in the song “I Am The Bullgod”:

That’s in the Declaration of Independence, I believe.

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

+ $53,170

It's the biggest day of the year for 1-877-KARS-4KIDS

+1 Maeby someone will get it

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Neh, it was the time his son hit a home run off him in Spring Training and the next pitch was up and in.

I felt threatened by you guys having baseball bats during pregame. Here, let me spear you in the head.

Just FYI, that’s the Ground Zero Blues Club in Clarksdale, Mississippi, which is co-owned by Morgan Freeman. I’m performing there myself on January 15th.

Nduke Silver

Friends say that ever since his fall, Nkemdiche tells people he’s a Bird.

This is the whole point! Odell Beckham is a figment of his own imagination! That’s what makes sports amazing.