There is a reason no one or no restaurant serves Turkey, Yams, Cranberries and Pumpkin Pie the other 364 days of the year. The reason is not to build anticipation for such through the rest of the year, like kids waiting on Christmas toys. It’s because Turkey, Yams, Cranberries, and Pumpkin Pie flat out suck. I’d…

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

I went to a strip club with my buddies the night before Thanksgiving, got home wasted at about 2 AM and slid into bed and the wife asked “where have you been?” (I decided at this point to be honest for the first time in my life when asked a question of this ilk) I confidently said “honey, I went to strip club...” She…

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…