What is missing in me that I never liked this show? No soul? Calcium?

Apologies to gilmore girls fans but i feel like the news cycle has been assaulting me with service journalism about this show and I can’t wait for it to come and go and fuck the fuck off already. But that’s how I’m feeling.

I don’t consider her the voice of my generation (she’s two years younger). She’s a spoiled little rich bitch. Wtf does she know? I came here for a better life from a suckier country , many of my friends did and none of us think like her or made comments like “I’m moving to Canada”. Why? Because we know how fuckin good…

it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

continually rolling out her bonafides when she does something like this is getting tiresome as well - it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

As someone who has read her book it’s more like years of indoctrination and damaging emotional abuse that started when she was a teen. So try again.

In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

Hi I am being nice as possible, but why do women NOT wear Spanx. The dreaded belly button indentation is killing me on Carla’s dress.

Actually, I feel like this is actually a kind of happy ending. At least, the happiest that could be hoped for when a 14-year-old dies of cancer. I think the chances of her waking up (alone, and all the terrifying things that implicates) in the future are vanishingly tiny. Like, effectively zero. But her parents made…

as if my day couldn’t get any worse...this is heartbreaking.

I’ve never watched it. I guess that makes me the longest protester?

I was boycotting Dr. Phil before it was cool.

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.