She declined the surgery to have it taken out, is what’s being suggested... not that she was too lazy to take it out on her own. Be serious...

‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever’

I appreciate this deep cut.

omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

Women keep them too.

One of the notebooks allegedly contained an index page which “listed the interests of the women that Cook was pursuing, what he would do with them, and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’”

and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’

I’m with you, Ellie.

I’m curious who Doyle’s next of kin on his side of the family — if any — are. Maybe these brats nieces and nephews and him could just agree that he bequeath the place to them when he passes. He gets to stay and die in peace, they end up with the apartment. It’s been 55 years, what’s another few?

I’m going to give it to the cops with this one. There are too many drone operators with little regard to FAA regulations for airspace around helicopters, planes, etc.

Eminem is still a thing?

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

What a douche.

Because it’s the most prestigious award. Did I really need to spell this out for you? Refusing the Nobel Prize means you’re a pretentious douche.

No, HE’S Petty.

It’s childish. He’s a grown man, ffs

Artists with very carefully cultivated personas have always rubbed me the wrong way.
Stop always being ‘on’ as Dylan, the “enigmatic artist” and just accept the fucking accolade and say ‘thanks’.

If you are embarrassed by it, just suggest the award be given to somebody else.
Like we are going to just forget that movie…

God, why is he being such a douche?

In a recent conversation with friends we all agreed Bob Dylan was the most overrated musician of all time.

He is so petty.