Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

Don’t forget about her “lovely lady lumps.” And she’s pissed herself on stage at least once. Elegance is not her strong suit.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

I thoroughly enjoyed “Let’s Get it Started” when I heard first it on the radio and NBA on TNT commercials...

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

If my 19-year-old self had come home with an unemployed 34-year-old father of 3, my parents definitely would’ve had something to say about it.

“Disick” is what you get when you combine “dick” with “sick”.

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”

The only thing he’s not doing well is talking about his daughter to the media.

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

They have literally one job.

If you’re not trained, and if you have a criminal disposition—a violent disposition—it can be turned into a killing machine.

I actually prefer the Shibs’ style of skating. It’s not so tortured-artiste as the rest, which is such a nice change of pace. And I suspect they have to pay tons more attention to the precision of their choreography, since they can’t rely on the wandering handsiness that I dislike about Virtue and Moir. The Shibs’…

You forgot the greatest brother/sister skating pair ever, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg.

“Now competing: the team from Westeros”