To be fair, Philly and Pittsburgh both went blue. It’s the Pennsatucky in the middle and outside of the major cities that screwed us.

I tip my cap to the poor Streets Dept. workers who cleaned up after that. I drove up Broad this morning and it looked surprisingly like it would on a normal Monday. 

So now I have to hold my nose and hope a fucking Pennsylvania team can take down the Death Star? Christ, we couldn’t even count on those guys to vote against pure evil. Now we need them to stare it down and defeat it? Fuck me.

This is America, where winning means you have to shove your ass in everyone’s face, then overturn even the most banal and popular of executive orders.

So the Tillie guy is a major douchebag, but there’s always that jerk there and it isn’t fair to judge a large group based on one individual.

To the ones saying “don’t invite her to the cookout” I say fuck yeah invite her. Shit she’s the first one to have the courage to say this shit. Still waiting for all the “woke” Hollywood women to call out their own and not everything with a penis which is easy and convenient to do. Thank you Cecile. Your turn Natalie…

To be fair, while we DID all know this game was coming (and doing so in the NFC Championship game is VERY on-brand for Minnesota), they could have submitted this performance two weeks from now... at home... in the Super Bowl... against the fucking Patriots. So it’s probably just as well that they did it now.

1. What is SNL going to do when McKinnon leaves?

That was an unexpected ending.

Stay strong. It took almost 2 years to bring down Nixon.

The last three Super bowl opponents for the Patriots have been bird-themed teams (Seahawks, Falcons, and now Eagles).

The Flyers beat the Caps too! In OT!

always trust the Vikings to play their worst game at the most important time of the year.

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

Nah.

No.

Dad?

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

hmm ok

Grease Pole Conquered is my D&D Character Name.