Trump and Putin are pretending to hate each other so no one knows they’re boning. I know a recycled teen drama plot when I see one.
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I assumed “grey suit, white shirt, grey tie, NEON BLUE WATCH WITH MATCHING BAND” was the new douchefashion thing.
Trump and his advisors (Jared and Ivanka) are just trying to figure out how to kick Bannon to the curb without him returning to Breitbart and running “Trump and his ‘advisors’ are ruining this country” articles and passing off fiction and hearsay as news. If that were to happen, Trump would have to say that Breitbart…
Off topic, but oh my god, the horrible infinite scroll. It doesn’t make me want to read your other stories. It makes me want to go to some other site.
My dream would be to see Bannon fired so angry that he sends his hoards to war against the administration. Let them tear each other apart while the rest of us try to get adult things done.
I posted this the other day, but it just keeps being more fun:
They tried very hard, and an election that the GOP should’ve won by 30 points, they won by only six or seven points. We’re talking dark red, heart-of-the-GOP territory in Kansas. A single-digit win is freaking them out.
So NATO was just sitting around on its hands until Trump said “Hey NATO, maybe you should be fighting terrorism.” And NATO was all like “Whaaaaaaat!?”
DEMS: Oh God Kansas why bother.
Best headline I’ve read all week.
Wichita is the home of Koch Industries, and also where the Koch brothers work—-the major Republican donors who donate to conservative candidates everywhere and hosts Republican gatherings at least once every year. The DNC and DCCC didn’t spend money there because they didn’t think they could outspend the Koch brothers…
She will never do that.
Well, Kushner is Jewish, so...
Steve Bannon Is Not Having a Great Week
Trump flip flopped harder than usual today. NATO, he says, is “no longer obsolete.”
How long until we see TMZ crow, “Kim K Throws MAJOR Shade At Natalie Portman!”
Today’s tweet assessment: why am I bothering with this anymore? Wait - why is he pretending these are his tweets anymore? Is anyone fooled?
I wonder what’s gonna happen when Ivanka finally starts openly disagreeing with Daddy Donald instead of silently like she claims.
‘I really don’t know her, I think she got let in last week.’
“Sir, she’s your daughter.”
‘Naw, that doesnt make sense.’
These posts are like soul palate cleansers, nice little kooky intermissions, from all the Trump the Turd Terribleness.