This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

Hosting the Chinese delegation in Florida was planned before the decided to ineffectually bomb an airbase in Syria..

I honestly think he doesn’t like going to work anymore so he’s just not gonna go.

WHOA, Mike Pence looks a lot like Alice the maid!

Because he’s got not even the slightest little shred of stamina whatsoever.

Can anyone explain why the fuck that asshole is in Florida right now? Should he be in DC, since he’s trying to start a war?

Later, Trumped shamed Xi into buying boxes of his granddaughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

It apparently came out of Pepsi’s in-house advertising group so Pepsi was the one pulling the ‘look at us! We’re so woke!’ thing.

I wish the Freedom of Information Act applied to Pepsi. I’d love to know how many people passed before they got to Kendall.

She could also take the nice fat check she got from Pepsi and, I don’t know, donate it, to BLM, Planned Parenthood, etc. You’ve got plenty of $$, Kendall, but you might be surprised how good it feels to practice a little altruism.

In Egypt or in some Latin American countries the police and the military rape women. But Kendall is traumatized because people’s didn’t like the commercial she got millions to do. WILL SOMEBODY PRAISE HER WORK PLEASE ITS SO HARD TO POSE STIFFLY.

I can understand being upset that something you worked on ended up getting pulled. I’ll bet she was very excited about having a campaign-that’s a big fucking deal.

“and now she’s terrified she will ... become a laughing stock.”

If she wants to know what it is really like to be traumatized maybe she should go to a real protest, where the people actually believe in something and the cops show up in riot gear. You know, the ones that look a little more like this:

That’s a nice way of saying “rich, talent-less, spoiled brat”

The entirety of her being was raised into building a brand around herself. Her only self worth is her brand and now it’s seemingly very publicly damaged. So of course she’s freaking instead of doing the smart thing and realzing where she went wrong and correcting her missteps. It’s how she was raised and understands…

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

cry me a fucking river Kendall

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

This is solid, with this, and maybe just paying attention to the people around you and their conversations will work wonders. Like consider asking the group you’re with if they have heard of Overwatch, instead of diving right into a conversation about the games meta.