...upon reentry.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

With a raise I can pay for better vacations than I do currently! Gimme that raise!!

I could afford to take a vacation if I had a raise.

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

Against my better judgment: it’s Sylvan.

It’s no fun if you don’t actually tell us the name so we can judge it

my dad went to school with twins Crystal and Chip Glass.

A HS classmate had a full name similar to “Ginger Ale”. Her parents did it on purpose.

I am Muslim and it’s frowned upon in Muslim communities to name your kid Allah, because you’re NOT supposed to do that. Allah is ALLAH (God) and no humans can be God. I guess it’s the same thing with Christians, that it’s not normal to name your kid “God”. I don’t get why this couple wants to give their kids the…

my grandmother swears up and down that she went to school with a boy named Ivan Odor.

Like Barack B-rock The Islamic Shock Hussein Superallah Obama.

I don’t think we can ever really predict what it is that our children will hate us for. Your kid could totally love her name and decide to hate you for something completely unrelated. Don’t worry too much about it. :)

I once had a customer called Tequila.

If they’d just changed their last names to Allah when they got married they wouldn’t be having this problem.

I once had a college course with a guy named “Bean Bag”. Legal name since birth.

Pretty sure that by naming your kid “God”, you’re just setting him up for failure by comparison.

Dude can’t even get a non-blurry photo! Sad!

I see how it is, guys.

Whose got two thumbs and an invite lost in the mail?