Good to know there’s one guy out there who took THAT away from the article. It’s ok to be happy for someone and just leave it alone.

I imagine he is very, very good at what he does.

You know he was an absentee father because he though “wake them up” was a thing that works on 18 year old boys.

He’s such a petulant little foot stomping bully. I still can’t believe he’s where he is today either.

1Direction fans are the well-regulated militia we need andthe one we deserve.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

I bet it was his daughter wife. He wouldn’t do anything for the other one.

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Sure would explain that little grin on her face. Merkle is made of pure fucking steel, she’s not afraid of pissbabies like Drumpf.

Also, if Trump does not have a case of backpfeifengesicht*, I don’t know who does.

that’s the impression I get, too!!!! I get the impression from his body language and all that she tore him a new one and he’s seething about it because how could a WOMAN talk to him like that.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

If you want to get REALLY annoyed, free seed packets sent out by Sierra Club last year had almost exactly the same mix of seeds as part of a fundraiser. I got two of them. A group I belong to (the San Diego chapter of the California Native Plant Society) complained to the national Sierra Club and got blown off by a…

Eh, once we get some tape on them and do some film study I think we can negate the surprise element. The real questions are “do they have prototypical size? Can they set the edge? Do they flash in practice? Are they gritty?” I mean the championship is won by who wants it more, who brought the blue-collar attitude, who…