I’m not sure what kind of weddings you’ve been to, but all the ones I’ve been at rocked. I got to see friends, eat free food, drink free booze, and dance. Awesome.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

The real tragedy is that this monstrosity has no chance of being destroyed in a hurricane

They had one child above replacement. This is an unusual criticism.

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

starred for “gestational fortitude”

Damn, this take was scalding 🤔

So... an heir, a spare, and a piece of flair?

I don’t care about the Greek system but the members of that fraternity who were complicit in the kid’s death need to go to jail. It wasn’t an accident.

I assume they are trying to approach the age when the brain fully matures, which is in the mid twenties I believe. 18 is a randomly designated age that we use as tradition, but it’s not really tied to any biological or physical changes in a human being so I don’t really have a big issue with using other ages for other…

“So, a person who wears a dumb “geisha girl” costume is not the same fucking thing as Lafcadio Hearn (Koizumi Yakumo) who assimilated and chose to live and breathe the culture.”

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

In fairness, if you tell 5 million people to evacuate, hundreds of people will die on the highways before they even get out of the city. You evacuate the flood prone areas and tell everyone else to shelter in place. It’s impractical/impossible to do a full evacuation of a city this size. I live on one end of Houston,…

Yeah, Houston is the fourth largest city in the country, full of minorities, and generally goes blue. You could say the same about many states- red rural and suburban, blue cities. Not everyone can live in the northeast or on the west coast.

I’m a long time lurker who lives about 30 miles south of downtown. This is worse than Ike and Allison. I’m trying to stay calm for my child but we have a long road to go before the water recedes. They’re evacuating hospitals in our med center and had helicopter rescues in my old neighborhood. I’m in a safe location…

Houston is a purple/blue city. Can you not with the gloating right now? Even if it was as red as the more rural parts of TX, it would be in poor taste.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

Fuck you too asshole. My family is down there and I haven’t not heard from my dad in 24 hours.

If this natural disaster is about Republicans and Democrats with you than you can suck a handful of dicks too you useless fuck. Go fuck yourself.

I’m with you.