I don't think he has it in him, but Michelle just might and Trump pissed her off royally by being the entitled, bigoted, sexist prick he is.

Don't blame them, blame the assholes who voted for him. I hope each and every one gets a painful and inoperable form of cancer

Which is what we may need now…

9/11

W loved this country. Trump does not

Trump is Sonny and he will go to the mattresses on The Never Trumpers

He should do it like Michael Coreleone did The Turk

I approve of his Paul Reiser killing policy, but I oppose his Greg Evigan killing policy

Better that than nukes in evreyone's hands

Blame the right people: the bigoted assholes who voted for him. They are the only ones to blame

I'm against the auto industry rescue. Like the banks, those businesses ought to have been allowed to die. I

Better Indiana than Pol Pot's Cambodia

"Paulie? You won't be seeing him no more," Chris "Clemenza" Christie in four months

No,he clearly won. It's just that he has no mandate and now massive movement. He squeaked by a horrible candidate, he did not create a seas change.

Who is not a warmongering nutbag. He's an LGBTQ hating nutbag, but then so is Trumpie

What if Barry killed him? That'd be one Helluva legacy

He has said he'd like to expand the definition of libel. The good news is that screw John Adams when he tried it. The bad news is people actually read back then and they don't now

Pence won't proliferate nukes to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

I warned you all that there were a lot more crackers out there than you thought there were.

Based on the outcome of this election, I think we need to modify Carousel from Logan's Run and have the gems blink at 59.