Yes Lindsey Graham probably wins the about-face contest on Trump, but for sheer sliminess you gotta give an honorable mention to Ted Cruz.

Now that would definitely set the night on fire!

What also gets me is that back in, say, when “Stranger Things” is set, most of the people currently making “dad” jokes would themselves have been dads (or moms), i.e., the ages of those making dad jokes is, what, 20s and 30s? I can remember a time when most their age would’ve already been parents for many years.

I kind of hate to relate a second-hand anecdote, but I just found this too good:

You’re out of the loop!? I’m sitting here trying to figure out if ‘shitlord’ means good or bad.

“After all, what says “Hey, we respect this studio and want it to succeed in the fast-paced, contemporary world of 2020!” like keeping 20th Century right there in the name?”

Bill Maher or Bernie Sanders?

Kudos to reviewer for name-checking “Deep Star Six” and “Leviathan.” In an age of declining journalism, it’s nice to see institutional knowledge applied even to something like monster movies.

I just watched a presidential press conference about escalating military tensions with another country. I also watched the fact that said president was clearly drugged-up and slurring his words go strangely unremarked-upon in the media.

As far as famous-person-intergenerational-drunken-brawls-at-parties go, it’s not bad, but I don’t think this will ever be topped:

CATCH-22

Usually when someone says that, I hear “It’s a free country... and I am going to abuse the shit out of that fact.”

Ehh, if you just ensured he got into that art school I think that’d be enough. 

The number of things they’ll have to change is absurd. I’ll be curious to see what a ‘woke’ Maggott looks like. 

...with the “array of malicious feedback that is all associated with my face.”

This is obscure as hell, but one of my favorite musical trends was the hard rock signing rush of the late ‘80s. I found out that three of my favorites from that time-Bang Tango, Dangerous Toys and Faster Pussycat-were coming to this place close to my house for fairly low prices (it was really more of a cover charge).…

Read the article. I think there’s a real key to understanding his behavior there: he doesn’t act like A) someone who’s a badass, knows he’s a badass and wants other people to know it too... no, his brand of posturing is much more indicative of B) someone who thought he was a badass, had it disproven in real time, was…

Geez he really thinks that “...sideways!” is clever.

We’re not ready yet. 

To what extent he’s a Scientologist never really bothered me, I more think he’s insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on his shirt.