That’s what you get for falling in love.

Sp he’s acting like a crisis has happened to him... hmm, I think I’ve heard a term for that recently.

Sorry to disappoint, but I believe the first Gen X person to be on a presidential ticket was Paul Ryan.

If there’s any positive to what’s happened in the last three years, it’s that finally a lot of people who used to get a pass are being called out.

As if the most interesting thing about David Lynch is not that he was college roommates with the guy who sings “Centerfold!”

Not that this is an especially original or insightful thought, but I remember my friends and I liking and passing around “Heathers” in early high school (it was such an entertaining movie that even guys liked it). The whole plot about shooting classmates and blowing up a school was so far-fetched and speculative that…

If I’m not mistaken, doesn’t “The Spy Who Loved Me” end with some sort of message like “Roger Moore will return as James Bond in ‘For Your Eyes Only’,” but the next movie was actually “Moonraker” because they were trying to capitalize on the “Star Wars” craze?

I probably don’t need to, but I would urge everyone not to forget that Cruz is a gaslighter extraordinaire, and a particularly shameless one at that.

Ehh, that label’s a bit much, but I understand the frustration.

Ouch, but, yeah, in playing the can-you-imagine-if-the-roles-were-reversed? game (which I recommend against nowadays, lest one’s head explode), try to picture for a moment what the reaction would’ve been on talk radio and Fox News if Michelle Obama in 2008 would’ve been found to have lifted most of her speech from the…

The ways in which it’s a bad idea could be enumerated for several hours. The least of which is how the chance of it making schools safer is fucking nil.

In 9th grade (still junior high where I went), I played a dementia-suffering butler named Jeeves, in a comical murder mystery.

Now almost 20 years out, is there any sort of consensus about the first “Blair Witch”? Is it thought of as a horror classic, or just some dumb marketing thing? I remember at the time it was pretty much impossible to cut through the noise to answer that question, even after seeing it in the theater. Nineteen years out…

Well deserved. “Corvette Summer” was awesome!

“Cyborg” is one of those movies so bad it achieves an almost sublime state of awfulness.

Reading Al Franken’s latest book (which was indeed weird timing, since I finished it about two days before his scandals started) reinforced what a tool Ted Cruz is.

Fox News’ Todd Starnes is a con-man plain and simple. Look up his thing from a couple years ago, when a child-is-told-not-to-pray-in-school-because-it’s-bad-the-teacher-tells-her! ended up being the child of the man whose job it was to promote Starnes’s then-upcoming book about the stifling of religious expression in…

So I guess they’ll get around to portraying Moe’s grandparents in Season 54?

I was recently reading a New Yorker article about how Donald Trump’s TV-watching habits. The subtle joke in this passage made me laugh:

With this guy and that Shkreli guy and many of the figures that inhabit the so-called alt-right universe, I’m increasingly coming to think of their defining characteristic as that annoying thing of acting like they’re up when they’re down.