Oh great. Another movie that could have been about cool superheroes, but is all about stupid regular people and their stupid feelings instead.

Clayton Purdom

This looks like fun! Now let’s do this for websites!

The second Addams Family movie climaxes with Wednesday literally incinerating the Thanksgiving myth of New England colonists and Native Americans breaking bread and living in harmony. This show, which is even more specifically about the same character, invents a brand-new historical fantasy involving New England…

I know I joke about him basically being the guy from Fifteen Million Credits (someone who’s commodified collective anti-capitalist outrage into an individually-enriching capitalist product) but taking part in what is essentially free publicity for a multibillion dollar conglomerate that, amongst many far more serious…

“Is that something that plays on Amazon, and people watch it on their couch?”

Sidney Lumet was 83 when he made the excellent “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead”, which has a propulsive energy I already can’t match in my forties.

George Miller’s out here making a prequel to the magnum opus he made when he was almost 70.

I get where he’s coming from, but Scorsese is still out there making classics at 80.

It’s not the hardware - yes, the Switch is relatively underpowered but it can at least do this much.  Just look at Xenoblade Chronicles 3 or Breath of the Wild, which are far larger, more ambitious, and better looking than this with none of the problems.  The problem is GameFreak’s crappy internal engine.

Derailing discussion away from political criticisms of China? 50 Cent Party alert.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

Previously locked behind Overwatch 2's battle pass, Blizzard has since opted to give the kunoichi away for free following some rather uproarious criticism of the developer’s initial decision.

No you wouldn’t. The other side is gonna sling their corporate/management BS at you and blame everyone but themselves. Mick has the receipts, and he’s showed a lot of it already.

I think if there wasn’t that big blowout/confrontation scene with her mom and the new wife I could have let it go. But it’s such a huge moment of Mavis telling on herself and having that big self-realization... I dunno. It felt really big and melodramatic and weighty in a way that rang false to me given the ending. If…

If I could just offer my own personal caveat:

You’re absolutely correct.

-Snarling rabies-foamed pit bull who has mauled four children

he’s a better man than me, no fuckin contest. if some goober stole a bunch of my (UNPAID!!) work and then put his name on all of it i’d go full scorched earth

Helena Taylor knee-jerk reacted by posting immediately, attempted to sabotage the game’s release and provided absolutely no proof to her claims.