Deathloop has nothing in common with the Hitman series besides the fact that you kill people at some point. It’s structured completely differently - it has much, much more to do with roguelite games the likes of Heat Signature - the gameplay isn’t focused on social stealth or even on stealth, really.

Hader said that Cristobal absolutely gets it, he just tries to call Hank’s bluff, as if this situation wasn’t tragic enough.

Another problem is that you have no way of actually downloading only the bits that you need. The game weighs a 100GB less on the Series S because it just doesn’t have the firepower to handle most of these bells and whistles, but you have to download the full thing on PC even if you don’t have a machine that can handle…

Yes, it really should remove the feature so that day 1 consumers have no way of letting people know that a developer/publisher once again absolutely shat the bed releasing a product that doesn’t work.

There is certainly an issue with the fact that Overwatch’s female characters look the same and that they are afraid of making Brigitte and Mei larger, in terms of muscle and body mass respectively, but... How are those eating voicelines fatphobic? The joke is that Brigitte is lifting and because she’s lifting, she has…

He’s said that Barry is a fairly therapeutic character for him because he was in terrible mental shape during his tenure at SNL and that time informed the series. He’s said that the show’s main concept of “how come this thing you are so good at brings you so much pain” was pretty much him during the peak of his fame.

Hader confessed that his peak times at SNL coincided with gigantic panic attacks which at least partially informed Barry, so I’m not shocked his first impulse was to say “oh hell no” in this case.

(which contrary to popular belief, doesn’t mean someone is an android with zero horniness ever)

Why are people so fucking salty here about a sequel to a good game that explicitly set up the final parts of its whole arc?

Normally these weird fuckin’ nerds are created when a girl/boy tells them “no”, but I have a feeling Musk was born because at no point in his life someone told him “you are fucking annoying, fuck off”.

Sweeney posts such dumb shit on the regular that the artifacting and stretching on his avatar makes him look like a parody account.

Remake!Ashley literally fights off the parasite and clocks two fools in the head, I’d say that’s pretty aight as far as character development. Her flirting with Leon is also more fun since Leon is either clueless or professionally distant.

These are some real Barsanti-level takes here at Kotaku.

I also clocked her as ace, mostly due to how downright uncomfortable others’ attraction made her in the first game - Avad’s confession most obviously, but Petra makes her uneasy with her very light flirting as well. The DLC manages to contextualize that nicely, since the girl is basically the first person Aloy’s met…

Other people already pointed that out but yeah, the original Evil Dead isn’t a comedy. There are no real moments of levity - someone these days might think it’s supposed to be gross out funny but that’s really not the case, given how much of it is played horrifically straight and how downright depressing it gets.…

Holy shit you’re right, there is A LOT of shots of him doing the “and I OOP” meme face.

If you’re a teacher and you’re genuinely touched by a regurgitated piece of media that had barely any thought put into it to the point where you give up on creation, you’re an idiot and a tool and it just betrays to me that you became a teacher out of necessity, not passion.

We are fucked because people are idiots, your teacher seems like a right tool.

The amount of bootlickers in these comments is truly sad.

Yup. McPixel, Zeno Clash and Hotline Miami are on Steam and its developers openly encouraged piracy. McPixel downright advertised on The Pirate Bay, ACE Team said it’s fine to pirate their game if you don’t have the money to buy it and Dennaton both informed people ton TPB to get the 1.1 version of 1 and downright…