sorry bro, mom & dad don't pay for my games. Therefore, I pirate. It saves me a ton of money every year, and that money goes into my retirement fund and finances travel abroad.

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you must be so much fun at parties

yikes. drones flying overhead, automated turrets, and an actual fence. What happens when somebody wants to flee from the U.S. to Mexico?

summary: you have a family of idiots

congratulations, you own the ugliest pc case in existence today. But it's ok, by the time you turn 16, you can get your license and probably start to date girls.

thanks for pointing that out. Whoever's in charge of price structure over in Russia is on drugs, or is seriously greedy. Charging $5 for a game and getting paid for it is better than nobody buying an $85 game.

you sound like bill o'reilly

unfortunately the HAF X is butt ugly, like it was designed by a 13 year-old boy who is really into the Transformers movies. What's with all those ridges on the facade? What happened to clean, understated design? That's why I'm going with the Corsair 550D for my build

family guy, japanese schoolgirls, and my little pony have made an impact on you? yikes.

they're a bunch of socially-stunted neckbeards with zero capacity for empathy. they've spent so much time sequestered in their parents' garages and basements that they are entirely out of touch with the real world.

whoa buddy, careful there! Your xenophobia is showing!

I don't think anybody would want a snog from a person who has played 500 hours of skyrim. that's one hell of a sedentary lifestyle, and can only be achieved at the expense of other, more normal activities

bro if you can't spare an extra 2 dollars on a pen, then perhaps you have bigger issues to be concerned with.

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source?

I agree with you 100%. People that rattle off the Approved List of Rappers just sound like corny white folks who let the opinions of others dictate their music taste. Trap bangers and strip club anthems are "real hip-hop" too.

cool body shaming bro — how progressive of you. thin women are "real women" too.

says the guy reading & commenting on gizmodo articles

yeah man, you'll be much happier just staying at home playing video games. That "traveling" stuff is sooooo overrated.