The only time I would consider a tablet was if it was more portable - as portable as a PMP.

@MavisPuford: Why thank you.

I was expecting a holographic stripper, not all these memes. Son, I am dissapoint.

The white men wanted a stud to breed slaves.

Quite a feat.

@minibeardeath: It's what the guy in the video said.

The whole point of the idea is... interesting.

My allergy senses are tingling!

@Maave: Long enough for someone to point out how dumb you look wearing it.

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that…

@gumbuoy: If it sounds official enough, it's a word.

I get the impression this fuzzy monster was made to wrap its tentacles around children's heads and suck their brains out through their eye sockets.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: I hate that font, it is ugly and over-used. I can't be the only one. (besides you of course)

I was expecting a video of fingers breaking free from braces, and running across America.

@Kapwan: A carbon fiber katana with a titanium edge. Screw it, just make me a lightsaber.

Wow. That is really ugly.

@XerxesQados: Yes. I think Rackspace did this because the only purpose of this was hate speech, and would reflect badly on them as the host.

@Biduleman: It makes sense.

@BiggieShorty: No, it looks like someone went a little crazy with textured fills.

@TheShinyHobbiest: nostalgia for the '80's?