My predictions:

This is not a Gameboy.

I've been playing burnout for over a decade. its called destruction derby. >_>

Probably the largest factor is the novelty of having two grandmas for booth babes.

I doubt he would have reacted even if they activated the vomit. That dude would stare down the face of death without a flinch.

Well I think the reason is...you know...human contact.

Someone who's trying to question the practicality of a Nintendo game character's armor is calling someone else a dork.

Do you need an automatic assault rifle to hunt deer? If we go down that path, many firearms would be illegal or controlled more tightly.

Quick, let's ignore any and all evidence and continue to build plans around the expectations or possibilities rather than the concrete needs and evidence that are all around us!

Wouldn't it be great if your aggressor couldn't get his hands on a gun? Then you wouldn't need one.

I live in the inner city (Southwest side of Chicago) and I would never carry a gun for self defense.

The irony about gun laws is that the people who have guns threaten to shoot people if they pass them. It's pretty paradoxal.

Perhaps you are living in the wrong country if you feel the need to buy a gun for self defense.

100% convinced that everything about this is completely staged.

MacBook you say?
Is it wrong if I'm okay with this?

Glad to hear that. I'm European and have a lot of imagination, but I can't come up with anything more arrogant and wrong than a nation claiming to be something like the police of the world.

Not really, just America.

Erm, you owe a lot of money to China, your economy if you can call it that, is just being loaned.

You can actually see the rest of the PS4 game installing in the background if you go back and look at the app. It installs the bare minimum to get up and running and then installs the rest of the game as you start to play.

But in Japan, this is a dude to begin with!