it’s the perfect storm: celebrity self-victimization timed with a memoir release and a healthy dose of hot-button issues like gender and body image dynamics.

Ambrose was the best and had the most awesome robes.

It is risen!

Good point, but I saw enough of the new movie to know that it wasn’t going to live up to the original. 

as if the star of Home Alone 2 you voted for doesn’t tell you how to think

This made me laugh way harder than I should have.

No one plays jazz in The Pit Stop, OK?!

Well yeah, but where’s the fun in saying that the filmmakers are giving a good ol’ punk rock middle finger to a stuffy English writer from a century ago?

BarsantAI

It's a beut! It clocks in under 90 minutes! What’s not to like?

The correct phrasing is “I’ll be in my bunk.”

The older I get the more I root for people who piss others off just by existing.  People who have nothing better to do than hate on people like Taylor Swift and Pete Davidson deserve the hypertension.

If Pitt & Jolie each spit into their palms before engaging in a firm handshake to seal the agreement, no judge on Earth has the power to overturn it.

In live action? Nope. But The Last Unicorn gave The Neverending Story a run for its money and I’d argue that even though animated, is the better 80s fantasy film. The soundtrack slaps, the VAs are killer, the animators all moved on to Ghibli, and the author adapted the screenplay. The Last Unicorn in film was…

yes weekly release making a 10 episode season

The theme music is only slightly updated which I like (why mess with perfection?). I’ve seen the first two episodes. I can only assume we’ll be getting a weekly drip release of subsequent episodes?

I’m gonna say a lot better, assuming they replaced him with someone competent.

Lil’ man’s doing a culture war, gobbless ‘im!

OOOOH. Edgy. 

What-the-fuck-ever with you people.