“I’m not writing shows about him or promoting them in the media, am I?”

Everyone stop saying the S-word! If you say it three times the article will turn into one!

It was never alive. IT had no more of a chance than that Robin Williams biopic they were trying to make happen a few years back. 

Most of what you wrote here isn’t true.

Nazi!

Yep. Let’s exploit all the exploited teens by showing how they were exploited

I got an Oldboy notification for this?

This might be the most over-someone’s-head reference I’ve ever seen even though it was so broad.

Seconded

I was pretty disappointed to be only one of 6 people in the theater last night for Abigail. It was fun as hell and deserves more attention. I guess you never really know what will be successful these days. I know it’s early, but it’s not off to a great start. I finally got the time to see Monkey Man today, and that…

We’ll just have to wait until it’s in the public domain, baby!

I would have loved to have seen this without knowing she was a vampire. It kind of reminds me about the original plan to release Terminator 2 without knowing Arnold’s role was reversed. It was still great though. 

I miss that weird side swoop his hair had in the late 90s.

I stopped counting after 69

Take that, dorks!

Oh, buddy, I want to know everything. 

“Yeah, there’s a secret government plot to catch a sadistic serial killer and I, a simple concession stand worker know all about it.”

I’d watch that!

“Helmed by" usually refers to the director. 

Oh, Jesus, that’s way worse than I was picturing.