We’ll just have to wait until it’s in the public domain, baby!

I would have loved to have seen this without knowing she was a vampire. It kind of reminds me about the original plan to release Terminator 2 without knowing Arnold’s role was reversed. It was still great though. 

I miss that weird side swoop his hair had in the late 90s.

I stopped counting after 69

Take that, dorks!

Oh, buddy, I want to know everything. 

“Yeah, there’s a secret government plot to catch a sadistic serial killer and I, a simple concession stand worker know all about it.”

I’d watch that!

“Helmed by" usually refers to the director. 

Oh, Jesus, that’s way worse than I was picturing. 

What’s this about heart monitors? And why mention it in the title without elaborating? 

This time the hallway fight will be three episodes! Take that, Daredevil!

HAHAHAHA six movie trilogy sounds exactly like something he would say.

I know a lot of people hated this movie but I’d still take it over Thor 2, Iron Man 2, and Inside. I know that last on isn’t Marvel, but I hated it. 

“In the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, the Naked Gun franchise consisted of three films”

Really the only thing I took away from your “writing” is that you really don’t like Travis Kelce.

These Republicans are just too woke!

I really hope they don't reveal his identity until at least halfway through. That alone can make the script a lot of fun. 

Hm. It's almost as though this whole concept is fucking stupid. 

Like Chris Carter and X-Files, Tim Kring is the worst thing to happen to Heroes.