And you know foot binding can’t be too far behind. “Ladies, do you have gigantic, ugly, monster feet that you actually use to like walk around and stuff? Don’t you know men hate that? But don’t fret, I’ve got just the product for you!”

Yes! This happens to me on my phone all the time. I’ll click on the post I want to read and then suddenly everything moves down and it’s like, “Ha Ha, J/K motherfucker, you just clicked an ad!” Gawker & Co have to being doing that on purpose right?

I had a friend who got married about two years ago and had an insane gift registry. She wanted these fancy Dutch (or maybe French) made plates that were seriously $100 a piece. For a single plate! Her entire registry was like that, it was all crystal and inlaid silver. I hate to say it, but it really made me look at…

And Big Love! Well, the mom anyway.

I (and probably every on this site) hate when celebrities do the whole “live like X thing for a week.” They are drawing attention to themselves not the problem. Want to see what it’s like to live on $29.00 a week, talk to one of the millions of people who are forced to live like that every day of their lives.…

Ugh, my old boss used to always say things like, “you look so sexy today, who you dressing sexy for? ” Like gross dude, I’m wearing this cardigan because it was $10 at Target, leave me alone. This was a small company, only about 6 people, so there was no HR to complain to. So glad I don’t work there any more.

That piece about Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman has to be a plant from Julia's people. I mean, "Julia now knows everyone by first names, and makes a point of being friendly," come on. Roberts bitchery is well confirmed by now from multiple sources. Nicole Kidman might also be a diva monster, but quit playing, Julia.

My grandmother had a heart attack and died the night of my sister's wedding. She was always kind of mean to us, but still: RIP, Betty.

There needs to be an actual audience for this thing. The Sound of Music was terrible for a lot of reasons, but I think hearing/seeing audience reactions would have vastly improved it. If no one is there to laugh, gasp, cheer, or cry, what is the point of doing it live on stage?

If you don't want people at your wedding, don't invite them. It really is that simple. Just explain that it's a small, intimate event; people will understand that and anyone who doesn't is probably not someone you want at your wedding. I just had to spend close to a thousand dollars to attend a crappy wedding on the…

Do you not return clothes often? If you do, isn't that annoying and time consuming?

A lot of online retailers, like zappos for instance, will even pay for the return postage if you don't like the product. Just slap their sticker on the box and send it back. We truly live in a wondrous age.

A lot of retailers have comments sections and people will leave notes that say things like "runs small" or "looks lighter in person than in the picture" and that helps a lot. I also buy online from stores that I've bought from before, so I know how their clothes generally fit. I hate clothes shopping, so buying online…

Ugh, Aslaug! She's so pretty, but I cannot stand her. She has nothing on my girl Lagertha.

This is good to know, I can definitely get behind the idea of having the authentication sent straight to my PC instead of my phone.

2 step verification is great, but what happens if you don't have your phone? Recently, being the genius that I am, I dropped my phone in the can. I tried to log into my email to let my friend know to email me since the phone was dead, but I had the 2 step verification and suddenly had no phone and no email. Is there a…

Really? As I said in another comment, the CVS where I live (PA) never charges me for BC and gives me 3 months at a time. It's really weird that it varies so much from location to location.

I wonder if it's a regional thing? I live in Pennsylvania and CVS gives me 3 months of birth control at a time and I've never been charged for it.

Preach. I would like to sign up for your newsletter sir/madam.