Nothing to see here.

I had a very good friend get married on a Tuesday for the specific reason of weeding out guests (she has a huge family). It only kind of worked, there were still around 100 people there, but it was a fun wedding.

Medusa isn't a Titan, either. In fact, in the first movie they even went with Ovid's creation myth for Medusa which has her as a beautiful maiden raped by Poseidon. Titans were the children of Gaia (Earth) and Uranus (Sky) and they are their own separate breed of deities that existed before, and subsequently fathered,…

It's just compensating for all the winter weight it's put on in our hemisphere.

Insidious terrified me. Especially the dancing Irish boy (and the stomping guy who choked the wife and Darth Maul on the ceiling). The fact that the Irish boy showed up in the house in the middle of the day somehow made it even scarier. Daylight is supposed to be the safe time in horror movies, and then there's this…

Don't forget about Jake in Animorphs. In the last book (2nd to last?) he dumped hundreds of yeerks from their tanks into space, killing them instantly. His guilt over that act was a major part of his character arc in the last book.

Right? I still love that book. I don't treat it like my personal manifesto or anything, but I've re-read it several times in my twenties and my soft-spot for Holden has never hardened. Mostly, I just want to sit him down, make him some cocoa and tell him it's gonna be ok.

He's also has a frequently updated Twitter account! The Dalai Lama is legitimately awesome.

Let's not forget about good, (horrible) old-fashioned (horrible) crucifixion.

Right?! Was that him or Lauer that gave the snarky comment about how easy the badminton metals were. Twats.

Worth it.

Move along, commenting glitch, nothing to see here.

This is not...good, is it? There are too may pre-taped bits. Also, did we just watch a lifetime original facebook movie?

This is coming to Philadelphia next Friday, I cannot wait!

Not all of us. I can't stand Chelsea Lately, she has some of the worst comic delivery I've ever seen, and I've never laughed once while watching her show. Both Tosh and Handler are special kinds of awful.

I always thought Doug was awesome, now I know it's true. But that show was sacrilegious, the books all the way.

@ChildBride and @Penny Gah, I am sufficiently chastised! Sorry, I thought Prada was the theme because I read this headline: "Met Ball 2012: Stars come out for Prada-themed gala hosted by Anna Wintour" and jumped to all the wrong conclusions. Reading comprehension fail. I'll go stick my head in a bucket of glitter as a…

I don't understand how "Prada" could be a theme. Prada as a brand is fine, but as a theme, it sucks. They've done Superheros, Under the Sea, Model as Muse and now...Prada? Was everyone supposed to wear Prada or clothes inspired by them? Did Prada pay for the privilege? I have so many questions and clearly take theme…

Just be sure to walk without rhythm on that beach.

Girl, you are awesome! You are 47 years old, healthy and independent. You've tried things, something of them didn't work out, but that's how wisdom arrives. Remember, every time the flying spaghetti monster closes a door, he opens a wardrobe into Narnia. Get a pen, get some motherfucking paper, write down what you…