SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, CAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME!
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@gangey:
@aloysius: Sentences. Why would I say...
@elitza is the liver: Hola, is Rosa still alive? No. This is not my day.
Gene Parmesan?
"That's a cross."
I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like I'm doing?
@SomeAuthorGirl: A real woman-warrior wears a oneside. Oneside is clothed, oneside isn't, it help with fighting, or whatever.
"The duality between being a woman and a warrior" call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure both warriors and women prefer to wear pants. Now I know we have some exceptions (Lady Gaga, Wonderwoman) but the vast majority of women, warriors and women-warriors would like to have a nice pair of pants to wear, preferably…
Fish Pedicures, was that a thing that people were doing? I missed that one entirely.
There is really no one else who can do this who isn't his mother? There's like 6 billion people on the planet, outsource that shit.
Alice, on her way home from the worst tea party ever, wonders the best way to ditch the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse.
@Fate'sBitch: any manner of doors, I miss the preview button.
Joel Madden also has the hipster required, prison guard set of keys jangling loudly from his hip. just so everyone knows that you are IMPORTANT and can UNLOCK any many of doors, at any moment.
Oh no, I was really looking forward to Parks & Recreation. My mom does some work for local government and it's a comedy goldmine,the stories she tells about the people she has to deal with are really bizarre.
Oh Jeremy Davies, how do I love thee, let me count the ways...
@afiunderground: I'll admit I kind of like the show. I think he comes off as rather endearing on it, it's one of those things where if I'm flipping through the channels and nothing else is on I'll watch it. But I I've been to website like twice, so I don't know about his or it's history in any great detail.
"Lolita meets old Hollywood Glam" What the hell does that even mean, Lolita as in Lolita by Nabokov? If Katy Perry has ever read that book I will go out buy a hat and eat it. Bitch please.