If I had cable I would totally watch Jay McCarroll's show, he's a riot. I used to see him all the time he, or his significant other, used to live right down the street from me.

Also, live every day to the last drop, make sure your lovin' it so you can double your pleasure and double your fun, there is always room for Jell-O and Ruffles have Ridges, this is the advice I give you, go forth and conquer.

@JLady: It's always grape to know.

@BlondeGrlz: I'm wearing a tube top and daisy dukes to work tomorrow. I'll be cold, but it'll be worth it when I finally get that corner office.

So that's what dress to impress means, this whole time I thought it meant business casual. The more you know.

I hope Garfield has a cameo where he finally gets to the root of his lasagna addiction.

@asylum: And on Friday, is it true that being beaten by a bag of oranges doens't leave any bruises? Our very own Diane Sawyer will have that answer for you.

I hope models climbing over scaffolding isn't the new models jumping in front of a gray backdrop. The whole look feels tired, haven't we seen it already?

@amowls: I have never spent $10 on mascara, that's to much.

@katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.: Oh, I'm sorry she also bought a tweed suit, and yet the addition of the suit - still not worth it.

I did the math, for roughly $8,515 I can live in my apartment for 15 months which would be roughly 450 days or I could buy 1 dress which I would wear once a year every year until I die around lets say 80, the dress would be worn 55 times.

I think it works because Drew works it.

Is Eva Mendes as Puss in Boots...drowning those men in the cage and laughing about it? While drinking? That's kind of messed up.

I'm a big fan of Sophia Coppola, but I'm not digging that add. It could be because I just had a paycheck bounce, but the whole I'm so rich, lalala, no worries thing doesn't seem to be flying as well at the moment.

Pink Tiger Research Institute is also right across the street from Purple Alligator Heart Center who recently discovered a gene in the Whoville population that shows a direct correlation between the singing of Christmas carols and the increase in the size of the hearts of listeners. It's a fascinating study.

And after they pay damages and destroy the remaining bags the company will burn down the factory and salt the ground!

@Samanthrax: "And this is your father dressed as a roman centurion." I think it was his little squee/sigh that came after that line that really sold it.

@SisterSonny: You are me, but better. Good luck on your interviews!

Sorry my gay friends, but I have a job interview tomorrow and seeing as how my temp hours got cut back from 40 to 20, I really need to go to there.

"I always read the terms of service. . . . If you choose to be lazy and not go though that entire agreement or contract of agreement then absolutely you should be held liable"