@amowls: I have never spent $10 on mascara, that's to much.

@katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.: Oh, I'm sorry she also bought a tweed suit, and yet the addition of the suit - still not worth it.

I did the math, for roughly $8,515 I can live in my apartment for 15 months which would be roughly 450 days or I could buy 1 dress which I would wear once a year every year until I die around lets say 80, the dress would be worn 55 times.

I think it works because Drew works it.

Is Eva Mendes as Puss in Boots...drowning those men in the cage and laughing about it? While drinking? That's kind of messed up.

I'm a big fan of Sophia Coppola, but I'm not digging that add. It could be because I just had a paycheck bounce, but the whole I'm so rich, lalala, no worries thing doesn't seem to be flying as well at the moment.

Pink Tiger Research Institute is also right across the street from Purple Alligator Heart Center who recently discovered a gene in the Whoville population that shows a direct correlation between the singing of Christmas carols and the increase in the size of the hearts of listeners. It's a fascinating study.

And after they pay damages and destroy the remaining bags the company will burn down the factory and salt the ground!

@Samanthrax: "And this is your father dressed as a roman centurion." I think it was his little squee/sigh that came after that line that really sold it.

@SisterSonny: You are me, but better. Good luck on your interviews!

Sorry my gay friends, but I have a job interview tomorrow and seeing as how my temp hours got cut back from 40 to 20, I really need to go to there.

"I always read the terms of service. . . . If you choose to be lazy and not go though that entire agreement or contract of agreement then absolutely you should be held liable"

mirror, mirror in the car...

That lady in the background is cracking me up, hate to see you go, love to watch you leave.

@PilgrimSoul: lock him up Heidi, not down.

@lalaland13: Will Unicorn rehab take Schrutebucks?

He's out of my dreams, but that's not my car. He must have gotten lost :(

@BabyfaceStanwyck: SHAPE! enabling anorexics for over 10 years.

They also have some awful advice. I remember one article about putting together 100 calorie snacks and it involved combinations like: half a strawberry, two pieces of popcorn and 3 chocolate chips! (exclamation point theirs)

@littlebunnyfoofoo: so sorry that wasn't meant for you at all.