@ilikenoise: I think we could take 'em.

How does one use keys to wrangle a goodbar? That's what concerns me, all the rest of these bitches are crazy. Although I really like the use of capitalization in AngryMom's post, topless IN ] the house, good to know.

I liked this book, but I could never really get in to L'Engle it felt to insular to me if that makes any sense, but it's a little sad since everyone else seems to love these books so much.

@hortense: Please tell me that photos taken between 1998-2o08 involved the shocker?

I pose like that because I hate my upper arms and think it makes them look thinner. That is both shallow and lame, I know. But as for all these famous people I don't think it's the main reason cause their arms are all toned and gorgeous, maybe they just need to do something with their hands, beats fiddling nervously…

@PinkSoxHat: I read the most depressing article on knut, apparently he's all washed up and being replaced by younger, cuter polar bears, it's a vicious vicious circle. Won't someone think of the (polar bear) children!

Poor Inukshuk, another child star is born. In a few years it'll be nothing but benders and DUI's, strung out on seal meat laced with uppers.

I love the expression on her face in that shot, she looks very serene and cool, also her hair is awesome. I love her.

So was anyone actually charged with anything in this clusterfuck? Will anyone be?

by "walk home" she meant flounced down the street while playing with her hair, tilting her head to go with her pretend inner monologue, checking her reflection in every car window that she passed while toying dramatically with her excessively expensive handbag and generally annoying everyone around her who need to,…

Mean people suck.

I never went to camp, I'm mainly sad that I missed out on a talking can of mixed vegetables. Sigh, poverty really does keep you from experiencing so much of this world.

@JessicaLovejoy: Gift of the Vagi: @girlscoutcookie: Maybe he should ask her to get pre pre-engaged.

Um... I want a hammock, and then when I move back to the city I want to put it in my living room instead of a couch. I love a good hammock.

@CMG: I remember both watching and laughing at that show, she was funny, now...not so much.

@madktdisease: @andBegorrah: Yay for bright eyes' fans! There's so much hate. I love him so much I want to take him out behind the middle school and get him pregnant.

@NOLAgirl: Awe thanks, however, I can't have either of those things, how about some grilled zucchini instead?

@NOLAgirl: We're cool, I also apologize for being all jumpy(I was going to make a joke about how I'm cranky b/c I'm hungry, but those are just as bad as the 'you must be PMSing jokes').

@boring diatribes: Keep up the hard work, your insides are better, and that's the important part!

@Lady Skittlehattington: Thank you, unless you're a doctor - shut it.