@katieb: but (space) these, sorry I'm Jezebelling and stuffing envelopes at the same time.

eeehhhh, I hate this, you take vows when you become a monk, if you can no longer maintain those vows, you can't be a monk anymore. It doesn't mean that you can't be a buddhist, get your nirvana on, but you can't be a monk.

Yes, Greedo. I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last.

Hey you guys ever get that weird sand pocket in the crotch of your suit when you've been swimming in the ocean? My friends and I call it a sand dick.

Natalie Portman, your dress I wants it. Also, I don't know if it was just a crappy translation, but I thought Blindness was a pretty heavy-handed piece of crap, it was like one of the Saw movies in print form.

Sing the lyrics to pretty woman one more time, and I swear to god...

@NerD!!!: Those two buttons really shouldn't be so close to one another.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: That just reminded me that I need a new swimsuit seeing as how my current one is held together with a safety pin. Normally I would have no problem with that, but it's going on 4 years now, and it's getting a little rusty...

@caffeinequeen: L. Ron traveled back in time to get that recipe. IT'S PRECIOUS AND SECRET! THE CURSE OF XENU UPON YOU.

She is two seconds away from....JAZZ HANDS!

@Khrushchev: It's a keeper.

@megnificent: Or the name of one of her alter egos. Her nice one is probably suzie homemaker who likes to spend the day in an apron and curlers.

I never thought I would type these words but: Vince Vaughn made a good call.

@misssgolightly: In my junior year I created the six months rule, If x would still be a concern in 6 (or more) months then it gets my attention. If not: peace out, don't need the drama. It sounds silly, but it was totally revolutionary for me at the time. I still use it sometimes when I find myself getting all…

This is an article that would accompany a Girls with Low Self Esteem video.

If it helps I could just start telling people I'm a scientist.

@katekate: I think the women still have to take them to trial, right? The 90 days just gives them time to think about it?

Blind Item: Will Smith? Not that I believe it, I mean have you guys heard his hit single, Miami?

@crushdmb: Yeah, but it could also be a sign of tooth decay.

I like how each one has that 'running off to meet the cabana boy while my husband naps' look.