@caffeinequeen: L. Ron traveled back in time to get that recipe. IT'S PRECIOUS AND SECRET! THE CURSE OF XENU UPON YOU.

She is two seconds away from....JAZZ HANDS!

@Khrushchev: It's a keeper.

@megnificent: Or the name of one of her alter egos. Her nice one is probably suzie homemaker who likes to spend the day in an apron and curlers.

I never thought I would type these words but: Vince Vaughn made a good call.

@misssgolightly: In my junior year I created the six months rule, If x would still be a concern in 6 (or more) months then it gets my attention. If not: peace out, don't need the drama. It sounds silly, but it was totally revolutionary for me at the time. I still use it sometimes when I find myself getting all…

This is an article that would accompany a Girls with Low Self Esteem video.

If it helps I could just start telling people I'm a scientist.

@katekate: I think the women still have to take them to trial, right? The 90 days just gives them time to think about it?

Blind Item: Will Smith? Not that I believe it, I mean have you guys heard his hit single, Miami?

@crushdmb: Yeah, but it could also be a sign of tooth decay.

I like how each one has that 'running off to meet the cabana boy while my husband naps' look.

I want to disagree with fixing your teeth being cosmetic surgery, oral health is important guys. If your teeth are falling out, that's more than just a being "pretty" problem. Keep your teeth and gums happy.*

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"Enad's cousin, Nader al-Mutairi... he is engaged to Enad's sister."

@wolf biter: I loved my philly gyno, but he didn't bring it up the last time I was there (in his defense neither did I). But, heck yeah a name would be awesome, never hurts to have a back-up.

@girlscoutcookie: @Sukie in the Graveyard: @cate3710: @voltaireonfire: Thanks, I'm 24 so I should still be good to go, but I don't have health insurance and the nearest planned parenthood is like 40 miles away. I could wait until September when I move back to Philly, but there were a series of articles in one of the…

So has anyone here actually gotten the vaccine? I hear it's really hard to get, but I've been seriously thinking about it.

@tscheese: I think it was implying that there was some subconscious/deceitful shit going down many, "confessed that they would be very pleased if they found out they were pregnant," maybe they're making us all look bad by forgetting on purpose.

Oh Tyler Perry, after the release of 18 terrible movies all with your name in the title, don't go trying to win my sympathy. I might feel bad for you, but I will not sit through that crap.