I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

This is a better distraction than when he and about 85% of media twitter go off on oblique rants about NBA teams/players while never explicitly explaining what the fuck they are talking about (making it impossible for me to filter).

Good job Chris. Stopping all that fake news to focus on the important stuff!

Naomi and Rihanna fighting over a (HOT) guy?

The collective exhale in relief that the rumors about Chris Brown were untrue. #Bless.

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

Taylor’s long-lost drag sister. Saw her at Jacques Cabaret in Boston a few months ago. Poor girl thinks she is Taylor. Taylor won’t speak to her.

fixed

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

“Anything could be considered sexual assault, including something as simple a touch on the shoulder, or giving a woman liquor spiked with an equine dose barbiturates and sedatives and then having intercourse with a near lifeless body.”

Didn’t his lawyers try to halt the trial because he is going blind and he is frail? How quickly someone bounces back when there is a profit to be made.

From CNN:

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

At least it’s good to hear one of them admit they wanted a ~revolution~. A revolution that won’t directly harm them and others are going to have to fight, but a revolution nonetheless.

People are getting off their butts. But more importantly, most of the people who are getting animated are calling for practical solutions.

Looking forward to all the people on this board who, during the election, claimed Hillary was as bad as Trump - who are all now pretending like they weren’t wringing their hands about the importance of 3rd parties and insisting on voting for the perfect gluten-free biodynamic political candidate of their choice…

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”