It's all fun and games until there's another Ice Town disaster.

First attack ad against her should be: You do know the term is a whole 6 years, right Sarah?

"the universe of women he can marry is limitless"

Mmm... a maple donut... AND a sour cream donut. Sign me up!

Texas House approves dangerous bull to virtually ban abortion http://t.co/LIAakySYz6

I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.

I had a Wild Words From Wild Women page a day calendar in high school. I got it the January after a coworker tried to figure out how much money it would cost for him to sleep with me. And one quote that resonates with me still today is "Any woman who says that sexual harrassment isn't a problem in the workplace has…

Can't we all just relax and remember the real winner of the dessert-hybrid?

You will pry my flip flops out of my cold, dead hands.

Ah! Now pop feminism might be a good place to start, before I move onto Hermoine Stranger's excellent, but probably more demanding suggestions.

Whoa! 50 Cent! You jackass! Fuck you!

"...who is my face to call home."

If that somehow prevented them from being governors again, I am ALL FOR THIS.

Rick Perry's options for 2016:

I feel like she does not understand how weddings work. A wedding reception is basically one giant party. You do not throw a party and then ask your guests to pay for it, unless you are a frat house and you are charging a cover to pay for the kegs. DO YOU WANT YOUR WEDDING TO BE A FRAT PARTY? (Side note: I typed…

Is it true that Lauren Shields' next project is an "internet journal" chronicling how she completely stopped going online?

Haha - that's awesome.

Anyone remember what the "O" in GOP stands for?

For some reason, I can't remember . . .

Fuck you Ohio. I'm going to be back there on Thursday and there will be MUCH INDIGNANT YELLING. SO MUCH. THE FAMILY REUNION MAY BE AWKWARD BECAUSE OF IT. OH WELL.

I have a feeling Le Petit Comte might be pure evil, but I can't put my finger on why. Mother's intuition I guess.