Researchers advised that the best way to get that iodine was by consuming more milk, dairy products, and fish

I don't think I'd be a very good heckler. Maybe you could heckle; I'll bring the squirt gun we use to discipline the cat.

*squirt squirt* No! Bad man! Bad! *squirt* No!

Maybe I'm just a bitch but I had noooo problem telling people they weren't invited in ... my mother in law had every intention of sitting in on birth number two and I simply said - um, that's very nice but I'd rather you NOT see my vagina, thanks for coming!

Lullaby station on Pandora. Or "Indie Kids." Monsieur and I both listen to them whether or not LPC is with us. (Also: Lisa Loeb has a great kid's album.)

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Additional good news: the Missoula Fire Department has agreed to start putting out fires when people call them! MEDALS FOR EVERYONE!

"I know these women he undoubtedly held in captivity for a period we can rationally assume to be a decade say he's a monster, but I chilled with him for a couple hours, and I just didn't get that feeling. I mean, I am his court-appointed attorney, so I guess he had a vested interested in not-kidnapping and raping me,…

I ate as much soft cheese that I could cram into my gullet. Brie, Camembert and Cornish Blue...

I have no idea. IMO the only true meaning of pineapple (as a verb) is to enrich a place, person or object with the addition of pineapple (as a noun). For instance, "we pineappled him" after submerging a person in juice.

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…

This hawk is tempted to lose her virtue to this dashing stranger.

For sure. And a personal lighting rig to follow me around to make sure it looks extra sparkling AT ALL TIMES.

Below, please find my girl SlayBelle's rage gif post. Because one will not do to express how I feel about this story. I need all of them.

Stephen Colbert: you are who I want to be.

"Hello? Wellesley? This is George Aulenbacher. I'm calling to tell you that Katelyn Campbell, whom you have already admitted, is an outspoken firebrand who brought national attention to a public school rally emphasizing the importance of female sexual purity. Huh? Yes, I'll hold. Okay. Repeat what I just said? Well…