A pox on the household of anyone who schedules a stop for this farce. And also, anyone that would send their child to participate.

I think the fact that it survived Nader shows we’ll never fully be rid of the Green Party.

It is literally the best. Do we know if it’s streaming anywhere? I haven’t seen that movie in forever!

Yes! That guitar lick is the perfect mix of familiarity with actual technical goodness. I’m genuinely excited for this to play a million times on the radio this summer.

We balance each other out! :D

No.

I was mad that I didn’t get to watch this last night because our antennae wouldn’t pick up ABC for some reason.

I plan to see this because Sophia does creepy so well and also beautifully but I wish she would put out a movie with some more diversity. It’s always thin blonde white ladies/girls. I get that’s her thing but I’d love to see her expand her horoizons.

I’m for this song because I feel like it’s a nice counter to the boy band tropes about “most girls”. So, if I were still 12 I would be all over this song and I would most definitely have a dace routine being planned out in my head.

My husband has about the same amount as I do in private loans* that we’re working on right now. We were literally just now starting to get over the hump on all this stuff but if it comes down to it I have no idea what I’ll do.

*If I could go back in time and scream “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!!?!?” to 18-year-old Mr.…

I’m legitimately fucked if they take this option away.

My friend that works in the LA office said the same thing about the TV breaking the news. :( No matter what you think of Comey, that’s a shitty way to find out.

That face she made at Kennedy is my new favorite thing in the entire goddamned world.

It’s a well known fact that white guys/husbands only act when provoked by dumb whores.

Just passed the House.

I’ve been here all my life and I’m still learning it. ESL peeps are my heros.

ME TOO. But I keep thinking of like baby fish eggs or baby salmon or whatever frye is. It’s all just very confusing.

Look, basically nothing else in my life is going right at this moment but I continue to feel thoroughly vindicated about the fact that I have never liked Johnny Depp. He’s a bad actor and people should stop paying him to do the same exact character in every single goddamned movie.

Yep, I’m still working through the backlog of eyerolls that I have from the Man Show. I literally can’t even process anything about his late night show until I’m done with those. I only got through the Win Ben Steins Money eyerolls like a year ago!

I’m going to watch this for nonstalgia and also for Debra Messing. Full stop. I will not enjoy it. I will complain about it to anyone who will listen. But if it falls on a night that my husband is working, I will be parked in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn.