That thing makes me so damn angry. If only because the yahoo’s that share it ate the exact assholes I don’t trust to be armed.

The good guys that only have to take a four hour class and can then buy guns without any background check. This state/county are terrifying.

That was my thought at first too but I think it’s more likely to depress his voting than her’s because I think anyone who was going to vote for her still will so they can say they participated in something so historical. That was a common thread in AZ even though the race was called while some were still voting.

Very newsy, Greta. Very newsy.

In Texas, every single adult is a mandated reporter regardless of their career. Now, I don’t know how quickly actual legal charges would be brought against a random shmo who may possibly have known something, but it’s still a great culture shift to put responsiblity on everyone.

I watched Anchorman with my college roomate’s dad and stepmom. It was a good/terrible time.

30 bananas a DAY!? I can’t even believe to imagine that stomach ache.

Torrid has some pretty decent bralettes for ladies with bigger dirty pillows. I am a fan.

I 100% agree with everything you just said and I wish I had said it instead of just sitting at my desk dumbfounded for a couple of minutes because WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL.

I mean, I think humans like succint/simple statements so it’s a lot more exciting to say “SO AND SO WON BLAH” instead of “So and so won x delegates and their opponant won basically the same amount.” People like headlines.

But yeah, I totally agree. Like, I get why Iowa and maybe MO were touted as “wins” because those…

538 was saying this wasn’t entirely outside of their expectations since they put the margin of error at 11. They did predict HRC as winner but this isn’t as wildly outside the picture as Michigan was.

Dr. Phil is the woooooorst and he’s only moderately redeeming himself in my eyes by giving Amber Rose a new platform for her voice.

I really want to know where the matchbook comes in because that area code is for the Grand Rapids corner of Michigan.

THIS SEEMS TOTALLY HELPFUL AND NOT AT ALL CREEPY. This will TOTALLY not backfire at all!

Do they still wear those shirts?

Lemonade resonated a lot stronger with me than I would’ve guessed. I’m still processing it all. There’s so much strength in it and so much self-love. It’s inspiring.

I grew up on Lake Huron and I 100% agree. Michigan is a shit show in a lot of regards, but I miss the beaches all the goddamned time.

Hands down the best Prince story I have ever heard and one I will keep in my heart forever.

I will always be Team Grace. Haha

This mesh crop top was the most “flattering” thing I tried on: it was snug, like one of those shirts you put on a dog when it’s afraid of lightning.