It’s amazing, isn’t it? Who new this level of trauma could become so blase?

My oppressors are of the canine variety and one spent the day at the vet getting his ear flushed so I’m sure there will be plenty of oppression waiting for me when I pick him up. Their master is my daughter the two year old so I’m just going to go bury myself in a pile of my furry and non-furry children, I think.

Tea would be really good right now. haha I might try to hunt some up at the office. :)

Or at least my Be A Functioning Part Of Society Card.

It hits me harder when it comes from a person who I didn’t expect it from. Crazy brother-in-law? Yeah, would totally see that coming. Person that I’ve spent endless hours working on crisis lines and talking politics with? My heart drops into my butt and my anxiety goes crazy.

I’m thinking about picking up some ginger ale to go with my gin and a slice of lemon because fuck it. Prost!

Christ. It doesn’t mean anything, but I’m so sorry. I don’t know you, but please stay safe.

My adrenaline was already up because someone that I thought I could trust to be a rational human being started trying to tell me that the PP shooting from last Friday was not as bad as it’s been made out to be and that the bank was the actual target and then I fucking refresh my Facebook and this is the story that…

I worship at the altar of B Spears and have for many moons and I think about 55.7% of the reason is her awkward smiles.

My mom met her once while she was working at the Michigan Daily and Bette was on tour promoting The Divine Ms M. Mom described her as a bitch but a.) my mom’s feathers tend to be easily ruffled and b.) a bitch isn’t a bad thing in my book.

I disagree vehemently with the angle of this article. This yahoo looks more like the villan in an episode of Murder She Wrote.

There’s this specific brand of cottage cheese in Michigan (Michigan brand cottage cheese, made in Ohio which makes no sense) that is less soupy than most cottage cheeses in this world. My all time favorite thing in the entire freaking world is some baby peas mixed in with that cottage cheese and a healthy dose of…

I think you’re right but I also think him trying to make that point ignores the rich history of violence that the pro-life movement has. They’ve been doing this shit for decades, now all of a sudden its terrorism and Huckabee has seen the light? Unlikely.

This is bullshit.

I get the kneejerk reaction to boycott. It’s hard to trust that anyone these days would treat something as complex and sensitive like transsexual identity with any sort of humanity; and even harder to believe a Ben Stiller movie would. But I have to believe, based off of the first movie, that this is going to play out…

Our doggie was hit by a car this morning so I was already pretty weepy and now this statement has worsened the situation. This is so beautifully heartfelt.

Daaaaaaaaaamn.

Like that freaking spring pastel dress with the crazy hips? They give me life, as the kids say. AND I love that Phyllis has this BRIGHT RED HAIR the entire time which just completely signals her “otherness”. It’s amazing and I love it so much.

I cannot wait to see this movie! Mdme McCarthy + Veronica Mars?!

Also the costuming for this movie looks BRILLIANT (Not unlike the costuming for Troop Beverly Hills).

RIGHT?! I flipping LOVE those freaking turtlenecks!