Oh for sure, it’s an absolutely terrible premise for a story. Mine would absolutely be less exciting than the duck named Drake.

Believe it or not there are a lot of people defending this dude and it's disgusting and disheartening and upsetting. :-/

Are we 100% sure that Carrie Underwood prepper link isn’t satire because holy shit.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I got into a severe enough fight on Facebook with my super-conservative brother in law (who I usually enjoy arguing with) that I ended up unfriending and blocking him. I just cannot and will not understand someone permitting (or enjoying, as my bil said) this type of brutality, especially against a child. It terrifies…

I love this. It makes me really excited for the new album. Also, someone please just do my eye makeup every day so I can look that cool.

Thank you for writing this so well. Thank you for giving this such a well rounded perspective. Thank you for addressing this crucial issue with such grace and humanity. I’ve worked many years in this field and October is a frustrating month.

This is a little too Silence of the Lambs for my taste.... I'm I the only weirdo who thought that?

My two year old is a true Texan baby and calls anything that is liquid “coke”. Even the ocean.

They HAVE changed their formula (or at least I thought they had too ) but I just can’t quit them. ELF has a pretty decent mascara that’s waterproof. But it's just not the same.

Look, you had me already with the truth you dropped but then you threw in a gif of my girl Jessica F and now I love you so we are married. That’s how it works because laws.

Candy corn is awful but those little pumpkins in the harvest mix? Yes, please.

That was satisfying.

“Ready for what? Ready to hit the heart button in real life!”

Ok but this made that terrible Are You Jimmy Ray song pop into my head and now it is stuck and I shall never sleep again.

My fave is probably more in Tracy’s Bullshit Salad category but I love me some romaine and spinach topped with chick peas, cukes, carrots, celery, frozen peas and banana peppers. Top it all with a bit of real blue cheese dressing that’s like 90% cheese and 10% dressing. Add to that some bacon and some croutons fried…

I’ll bet there were people and someone said, “Let’s just get pizza.” And then Driver McSmartass was like, “Yeah. BUT what if...” and the plan was hatched.

I love everything about this. I love pioneer woman because she is lovely and she makes me believe in nice things. I love soup and I’m so glad I’m not the only one living with a non-believer. SOUP 4EVA.

YES. I said as much on my Facebook and some of his supporters have jumped on it to dismiss the question as if Cox was like, “Hey gurl, how you get your hair so fluffy?”

D-E-D dead