Ditto. This month is always tough anyways because someone important to me passed away in the middle of October and hearing all of these songs about missing someone just made it so much worse. :(

Dude. That stuff knocked me OUT. The pills were so tiny but I still had to cut them in half and even then it was hell trying to wake up in the morning.

Ahhhh well that makes sense!

Sadface. :(

I'm almost wondering if one of those drugs isn't Seroquel. I remember being prescribed that by our family doctor because I was having issues sleeping during my freshman year of college. After I Googled (which was the new and awesome thing to do) I remember sobbing to my roommate that I was taking a pill for…

The jokes were not great but I did like the "Sources say a birthday cake will be dropping at noon" and the end part with her climbing into her Spanx was basically me getting ready for my wedding day because for some reason I felt like I needed to wear foundation garments with a dress that did not require them.

I feel like this will be one of those things that sounds awesome but turns out kind of lame. :-/

Meh. There are a lot of great ideas on Pintrest and it can be hard to track them down again. I had a board for a couple months before I was "formally engaged" but I had just titled it "A List" because for some reason that felt incognito to me. haha

My 2.5 month old and I watched this last night and we were both super happy with it. #BSpears4Lyfe

Huh. That's messed up!

You. I like your style.

I did not know Mia Farrow was married to Frank Sinatra. That's crazy!

Best way to start the day. Now I just need the new Britney video to come out.

Word. It is an unseasonably cool 82 degrees here and I am CLINGING to my hot coco and pumpkin bars to trick myself into believing it's Fall.

Since everyone else is doing it and I am nothing if not a follower.... I had this one:

The baby at 1:24 killed me. Sometimes I also love cake so much that I want to use it as a pillow. A delicious, frosting-covered pillow.

UGH WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.

She looks like Aurora.

I mean, I guess if you tried to eat a pineapple like an apple it might make crunchy noises. Although, at that point I'd be more worried about the screams of agony from whomever attempted to eat a pineapple like an apple and not a light crunching noise.

What the ever-loving fuck?