That's a great breakdown for people who think each of their acts is, "Can I get to something offensive in fewer than 2 lines?"

That's par for the course.

Yeah, I can vouch for that. Most of his family lives around Chicago and not Pittsburgh, now, and they came to Milwaukee where I live to see him perform right around Caligula's filming.

Aside from what @@travishepburn:disqus wrote, I really do recommend seeing him live to hear
1. him expertly playing with the audience between his setups and his punchlines.
2. his 1 digression per show into more philosophical territory. I'd like to see him do that more the next special (I've seen him do the material for…

Some are licensed, and the foreign ones look great. I can vouch for Australia's Ricketts Lane (out this year) and fricking Olivia Colman and Julian Barratt as leads in the same comedy? Amazing.

Ha ha ha I won't even edit. Phones are the worst.

More like the American education system. If we knew more about other regions, our jokes would be way better. And isn't that reason enough to reform, governors and state houses?!

Mark Proksch? He is hilarious and I hear very nice, but we're in another Paul Scheer-June Diane Raphael situation.

Man, like I said elsewhere, at best it is that piece that gets children into art music in the same way that bad superhero comics can inspire reading for those not naturally attuned to it.

Their offices are swanky. All of those sweet, soft Comedy Central dollars made for really nice digs. (Also, because I assume they work for next to nothing.)

Yeah, they're eyes and wallets, not ears and wallets, nowadays. Pitchfork doesn't shape music opinion in the United States like it used to, so it's now just "people interested in music with disposable income" to Conde Nast. Oh well. Nothing of value was lost.

I have a great job that demands a lot, but which gives a lot, I'm in amazing shape, the best of my life, I can travel to Madison or Chicago from Milwaukee for shows even on weeknights and be ready for work the next day, my girlfriend and I are adorable, aaaaaaaaand it's true about a fear of feebleness and being…

I suspect there's a 20-minute digression cut out about how she's so sweet, but how she wishes she lived closer, and this 1 time in the Christmas pageant when her angel wings fell off, and…

Michaels should just let Pickett be his barometer for what's funny. If Pickett laughs, I'm usually laughing, too.

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I see that the type of technical playing isn't necessarily what she likes to do, but I hope this will do.

Basically, what combines hooks, your standard rock band setup, but some electronic flourishes to be cool?

Like, the hottest. Like, I didn't feel like I was attractive to tell her that her music is good. Like, it's distracting in person. Like, her sister is cute enough, but I feel bad for her because she's "normal person cute" and not "model hot."

In the end, it's just a higher level of name-calling. "SJW!" "Mansplaining!" "Bigot!" "Socialist!"

I am ready, willing,…and Gable to end social media mob-shaming.