MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

In his defense, the longer he stays on stage, the longer Robocop has to triangulate his location and shoot his dick clean off.

Flushed it down the toilet. 

So much talent pissed away.

That’s exactly it. America has become a culture of doubling down. Saying sorry, even if you don’t mean it (because let’s face it, I doubt anyone at the Astros IS sorry), is allowance that other people can gang up on you and let you know repeatedly how terrible you are and showing that you are extremely “weak”.

It’s why…

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

Luhnow’s PR advisors should be fired. They’re real bad at their jobs.

Because of the prevailing belief that admitting you’re wrong is a sign of weakness.

The Buck Stopped Here:
Milwaukee, Lew Alcindor, and Giannis Antetokounmpo

Exploiting the millimeter of doubt or plausibility that one’s seemingly awful actions are actually innocent and benign seems to happen way too often these days that it feels so good when a gaslighter gets his comeuppance

Here you go. I forgot the details, myself

I can’t see the catcher’s facial expression, obviously, but I can still tell he’s like “What the fuck is wrong with you, asshole??”

Thybulle pulled a Kawhi (or a Butler) last year in college. 126 steals (led nation), 82 blocks (he’s 6-foot-5), and only 66 turnovers. Washington was low-tempo (Hopkins is a Boeheim disciple), so this wasn’t some sort of hyperspeed full-court press defense. It was probably 2-3 zone.

If I didn’t hate Ben Simmons’ face and Joel Embiid’s clownish ways so much, this Sixers team would be a treat to watch.

Some day, one of you assholes will pen the correct take, which is this: Spring is actually the real cunt of the season family.

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

Also wearing a jacket affords me the luxury of pockets without the public shaming that comes with cargo shorts. The only good thing about summer is stone fruit season.

I’m not a kid anymore, summer is just the time of year when I arrive at work sweaty as hell.