If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

a lot to chew on here.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Thirst.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

Conservatives on this day:

hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

The average man has 3000 square inches of body surface area, and you think reducing the sweat on 20 square inches of it has some sort of dramatic effect on the body? That’s some terrible logic.

I so completely agree with you both that I don’t know anything at all.

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

The tape on this kid is amazing.

Let’s not lose sight of the real victims here: the people who pay money to watch a women’s Turkish basketball league.

STOP THE PRESSES!