More like screw the parents for bringing that up to begin with.

...in most cases I avoid generalizations, but...

I must know how you pulled this off. Did you have to just....run around peeing? I can’t even imagine it!

You are amazing! My mom’s dad and his wife (my mom’s stepmother) are HORRIBLE people. My mom and aunts dreaded every family gathering with them when I was little but I loved so much the drive home, recounting every horrible thing they said and did and laughing hysterically. If you can stop these assholes from…

For some reason, I immediately thought of Mitch McConnell.

I’d never liked stuffing because of the texture. Then my husband prepared the leftovers on a waffle iron and now it’s the part of the Thanksgiving meal I look forward to the most, the leftover stuffing waffles.

Your mom is The World’s Greatest Girl Scout. Be prepared!

Why was your aunt dating a ten year old?

We have a similar spin on the negative for Christmas. Growing up my mother would be WAY stressed about the holidays and be irritable, miserable, barking and yelling and cursing. The mood was horrible for weeks. Then one year she’s untangling tree lights and cursing and everyone is just trying not to set her off and…

When I was going through my Vegan Phase (TM) in my early 20s,  my mom, aunts, and grandma all pitched in, separately and with no coordination, to make me different vay-gan food (I begged them not to). I got a plate of...mush. MUSH. Mashed cauliflower, mashed potatoes, mashed SWEET potatoes, applesauce, cranberry sauce.…

As long as she was on board with that insemination I guess it’s worked for you. It’s still a really crappy way to actually plan. (For anyone who might think pull out is reliable-it’s not)

...because they’re a couple? This isn’t, like, a legal argument. It’s a marital “we” decision the same way having a kid is even though it’s only happening in the body of one spouse. One spouse can’t compel the other to either get pregnant or get a vasectomy - but in a healthy relationship, you work together to make…

I think the biggest misconception about Kaylors is that we’re crazy.

there was a thread the other day about a male celeb being “secretly” gay that skeeved me out — but of course now i can’t remember for the life of me who it was. but the guy has always dated women and said he’s not gay and people were still refuting his sexuality and it seemed bothersome to me.

Shipping real people is not OK in general. It’s one thing to say “those two look nice together, maybe there’s something going on” or even “those two should get together”, but building all of these complex theories digging into people’s personal lives to suit some kind of personal obsession -- and then putting it on…

I agree this is gross and honestly I find it gross when it’s done to straight couples too. It’s one thing to ship a couple and simply think they’d be great together/a cute couple. It’s entirely another thing to insist that they are together and there’s some sort of conspiracy occurring. It’s weirdly invasive and…

ugh.

why does your wife even need to work in the first place?

I already told you why. Also, not for nothing, but why are you so interested in telling people to leave?

Trump: well below par #resist