@Foxhack: I dunno, I just have this image of Snake suddenly realizing he was retired, and running the heck out of there.

@Salari: THAT IS AWESOME! That is awesomely awesome. Just the best stage show concept ever. How do the nuns feel about the witchcraft going on next door?

@Lerigan: There is truth to this statement. Terrifying truth.

@Lerigan: but they all die in video clips i unavoidable manners after the fight. which means that Fatman took six shots to the temple and was only slightly impared.

@Foxhack: leet skillz.

@collex: Hot elf chick and drunk singing Abe, even if the Abe thing made no sense.

@Mit: "I'm the guy with the pillar of hair and he's the guy with the mullet"

@Salari: I love that there's a club named "hot bed of slut magic" next to a convent. Those poor, poor, lucky nuns.

@Ethereus: They're so cute when they can't parry.

@The Sentient Meat: How do you think we pay off our guilt?

@Hello Mister Walrus: I thought we Catholics got guilt and you produced more gold.

@Brandroid: This is true, I feel like this would be a big perk of living in Hollywood.

@Andrizzleton: Well, I guess, but the lighting is so much better in Hollywood.

@Andrizzleton: but awkward sex is hilarious.

@GoesTo11: Well, I'm thinking that you may have been 10 years early, though the folks at my school didn't kiss after spinning the bottle, they shared communicable diseases. Those were not parties you wanted to be at, these people were unclean.

@battra92: Needs more Dazzler.

@waclark57: He got upgraded 50 ish years ago.

@houser: They're just better than normal people.

@mordicai: You'll have to forgive my friend, he did a little too much LDS back in the 60s.

@Michael Dukakis: I'm glad it kept you from quacking up.