@IamTheS: Well, I think you can see my bias.

@ethic: "GET OFF MY LAWN!" POW!

@ArmoredCow_Abides: uhhh. . . Tesla Coils?

I liked it. It was awresome.

@IamTheS: All I know about Mortal Kombat is "Come here, GET OVER HERE!"

@phoenix6666: I no longer want to see MIIIB if it funds that monstrousity.

@NotANumber: Hmmmmmm .. Charisma could do it. I don't know if Eliza could pull it off.

@beautifulbeast: I don't know, I just want to know what's up with Sub-Zero

@gaiking: No one likes him.

@Masume: WHAT!? This needs to stop.

@DarthMetalHope: That's different, but I'm sticking with my yellow one.

@Walking Eye!: See, this is why starships whould never go back to earth. It ALWAYS causes time travel. What year is it again?

@Craig Michael Ranapia: Proceeding to dick gag my way through life.

@Evilsoda: Maybe it's a UV light? Like a black light?

@firstofnormalin: Jubilation! She loves me again!

@Craig Michael Ranapia: I'm not British, I haven't the foggiest what a Labour is, and was making a penis joke.

So, they sent this to Game journos houses, so that it'll arrive when they're at E3. Did they WANT them to come home to rotten meat?

@Evilsoda: BLACK CRYSTAL!?

@Grey_Area: I thought that was Stan Lee.

@DarthChimay: I second this.