Gotta have intelligence to receive intelligence. 

There’s probably a No Brown People clause.

Currently, I’m living in Spain, and have had to recalibrate myself to surprising levels of racism. Not everyone of course, but to someone from NYC and the Bahamas, it is crudely in-your-face and sadly ubiquitous. Literally, in Barcelona, people considerably poorer than myself flee across the street when I’m carrying ho…

9k a year? And the stress of owning and operating a business in a country where I do not speak the language? Sign me the fuck up.

Yes, the casino owner hates addictions. Genius

God I hope they ride the stupid train all the way to failsville. If the Dems don’t somehow blow this.

You’re 100% right. This absolutely had to be composed by Trump himself, likely in the very way you describe, or perhaps by demanding Pence’s password (like we couldn’t guess; it’s “mother”).

hey pig piggy pig pig pig

What a bunch of pathetic, miserable losers. 

Not as worried about that.  The sudden withdrawal of the limelight will kill him, just like a large potted plant you buy at Home Depot that’s been fertilized every day for it’s entire life, and when you put it in your garden, it dies immediately from learned nutritional deficits!

Stay in your own freaking country and clean your own crap up. Canada don’t want nobody who doesn’t feel responsible to clean up their own messes. 

It really is exhausting and, just as bad, it’s very distracting. And I’m Canadian! But I find I’m spending more time talking and reading about it at work and it dominates my limited spare time - I spend less time doing the things I love. I’m fortunate to not really feel the kind of anxiety and dread a lot of people…

Let’s recap:

I actually thought that Trump secretly just replaced Pence with a Jar of Mayonnaise in a suit months ago

It's those "I'll pray for you" eyebrows.

Me, too. And you know what? Most people I even tepidly voice this opinion to call me a crazy person and a tin foil hat-type.

The penetration is only allowed if Mother is present.

Explains the significance of the T penetrating the P in the original Trump Pence Sign of 2016.

Add this to the list.