I thought someone was joking or this was the headline for an Onion article when I first heard about this hours ago. Is this for real? I knew the world was all fukt up, but I seriously didn’t think we’d see this on the first full working day of the week right after his inauguration. I expected this a year or two…

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

“major reforms of the agency’s use of science and economics,” 

That’s not smog and polluted water. It’s alternative fog and water.

I was at the march in DC. I took lots of photos. Most of the people in the photos appear to be white, just as most are women. I went through last night and counted, guessing that photos I took by thrusting up my arm in the middle of the march and snapping whatever the lens could see in several directions might be…

Uh... you know that diverse groups have diverse opinions and people get to voice them. Progressive people tend to get this. It’s not “infighting” or “eating your own” or whatever else detractors want to call it. Our diverse movement can support and respect multiple opinions at the same time - even ones individuals…

Yes, apart from whatever immediate and terrifying damage Trump does during his time in office, I’m very worried about how far he lowers the bar for subsequent candidates, and government officials. Already he has cabinet nominees likely to be confirmed who have conflicts and ethical issues that would have been…

In related news, he will also NOT be:

Have you had them roasted though? Asking because I also used to hate brussel sprouts but then I realized my mom was buying frozen ones and steaming them and that’s absolutely not how you treat a brussel sprout.

“Winter White House”? What an asshole.

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

I would say living wage tends to outweigh the actions of the nasty dude at the top, because there’s no ethical consumption of anything. It’s certainly not “ok,” but in world where you can’t shop in an ethical way I would rather shop at, say, AA than H&M.

People are blaming this on AA being unable to compete with China, but a few days before the sale, the CEO wrote about how he couldn’t compete with prisons. He said prisons can pay prisoners pennies an hour to make clothing, whereas he has to pay a decent wage, and prisons don’t have to pay for employee safety because…

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

because he’s not as complete 100% zionist.

That is the election fraud and vote rigging we should all be talking about. Congrats to Putin on the win, but voter suppression and gerrymandering are the unsung heroes in this story.

Now, now, I think Republican state houses in Wisconsin and NC and other places that drastically curtailed the voting rights of their minority constituents deserve a lot of credit too!

The Senate is not going to block anything. We need to get ourselves right with this fact and let go of the security blanket concept that they will stand in his way at all. Paul Ryan and co have been completely spineless through out this whole process. They’re actually just giddy at the prospect of finally being able…