I’m telling you, once the automation singularity hits the only jobs available will be liveried services. Think butlers and maids for the 0.01% because human servants, while still being capable of being automated, will be a status symbol and an ego salver for the super rich. Living proof that they truly are better than…

It’s okay to just say it’s not for you.

you are wrong said the fat controller

That’s a good effort, but, alas, you have forgotten to misspell a few words and include some grammatical errors. Also, -1 for not keeping it under 140 characters; dear leader’s preferred method of communication.

Xenu would be proud.

I’m calling BS right now. This mission is not going to be impossible. Fool me 5 times, shame on you...

I’d buy that crossover.

If you assume there is absolutely zero nuance to the situation, maybe.

Al Qaeda is fighting ISIS. Guess we should give them top secret intel too.

My God, when Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave without losing his base he wasn’t thinking nearly big enough.

Please stop calling them “Drones”

Not so sure about that. There has been very little indication that Russia is at all interested in fighting ISIS. They are purely in Syria to prop up Assad. In fact I’d go as far as saying Russia are quite happy to leave the West to fight against ISIS all by themselves.

“It’s not like Trump spilled the beans on a new Israeli weapon defense system.”

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Critical thinking sure is hard, eh lil buddy?

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

You do realize that if Israel cancelled the visit, they would be confirming that the information came from them, right? Didn’t think so.

PBS makes some good shit, watched a ton of their stuff on on Netflix. It would be a real shame if a bunch of immoral greedy fucks were to defund it.

No no no, this is totally different. Hillary *deleted* classified information. Trump just shared it with Russia and anyone dining at Mar-a-Lago. Lock her up!

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months: