I’ve had two Acuras in the past and am currently driving a third and they just work.

I’m 18 and fuck that piece of bullshit phrase. Seriously. Burn it. And the fuck-ass who forced an intern to write that line in the first place.

Yeah, this is why social media sucks. not because it convinced some idiot to run into a pizza shop with a gun trying to free child sex slaves from hillary clinton. no its because it calls out a moron for equating a dairy treat to sexuality, thats why social media sucks.

I can promise you, from the bottom of my heart, I have never said anything along the lines that ice cream has the power to change one’s sexual orientation.

That segment was really weird and not funny. I have no idea what Hammond was doing.

“Can we just admit at this point that no matter which way your political leanings go Obama has been an abject failure for your agenda”

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Plus he was black and not american and didn’t have a birth certificate and also hilary emails!! all of that was of vital importance in the horrible trajectory that landed us here.

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…

Didn’t Trump run on the premise that Clinton was such a warmonger and wanted war with Russia? I would want to say I am confused. But to be honest, I am a lot more amused by your mental gymnastics. Do that backflip again!

They did invade the Crimea last year, should we have nuked them?

Aside from exactly two people - Trump and Kim Jong-un - who exactly hasn’t come to their senses about nukes?

I had that yesterday. Ad. Between. Every. Top. Level. Reply.

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

I have a lot of respect for all parties involved. Driver called the Trooper on his speeding. Trooper admitted he was wrong and owned up to it with his chain of command.